# 7 - Smooth As A Baby’s Butt
July 1, 2008 – 9:27 amLike many of those who, for whatever reason, do not live with small children of the diaper age, when single I often imagined babies bottoms to be smooth, soft, and kissable at any time of day or night. As many of my friends grew up, married, and began to have babies, I learned quickly that I was wrong – and heard often a common lament within their kid-friendly circles: all were on the hunt for the perfect butt cream, to soothe their little ones' pimply, inflamed behinds. "Why so pimply and inflamed?" I thought, and received the myriad of answers: allergies, sensitivities, plastic diapers, chafing... And so of course, when my turn came to grow up, marry and begin to have babies, I felt certain that my child would never have need of a soothe for a pimply, inflamed behind. Not ever, since my child would be swathed in cotton, ...
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